The name is Muffinn … Raga Muffinn.
And as (extremely!) active member of the local Neighbourhood Watch team I have apprehended an intruder!
He gained entry into our house through the window in the conservatory and attempted to get into my basket!!! Please observe video evidence A.
After securing my basket I noticed the perpetrator on me! (That had me jumping about I can tell you!) I managed to persuade him back on the carpet, however he made a bee-line for my chewie!!! Please observe video evidence B.
And after staying under the cupboard for some considerable time I managed, with the use of minimal force, to chivvy him towards the exit whilst ensuring the safety of dad’s Stella.
With the assistance of my able partner mum (though I can open the door myself – see the practice marks on the frame) we persuaded the intruder back outside again. I made absolutely sure that he had gone down the handy crack in the decking and checked for any chewies whilst I was at it. Observe video evidence D preferably with loudspeakers to appreciate my sniffing/snorting abilities. (It has been compared to a truffle pig. The cheek!)
A job well done I would say. Took me a while to write up my case notes … paperwork … sheeesh!
Bye for now.
Finni 
PS. I’ve had an ‘Airecut since those videos.
You’re so quiet through all of this, Finni! Mitch would have eaten that bug by now and I would have made him deaf barking at him! You handled the case perfectly!
We love your new Airecut and the bowtie is the finishing touch!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Hey, Finni!
You are a patient and intrepid exterminator. I like the way you preserve life, while still remaining true to your mission. Very Zen.
What WAS that buggy anyway? He looked absolutely HUGE! (Don’t know if I told you before, but I sometimes have a little phobia of bugs ~ usually flying ones.) I’m impressed, man.
Goober love & smooches,
Stanley
Hello Finni
GOSH! That bug would never have survived in our house, you are a gentleman.
Molly and Taffy
PS. You look postively suave with your new Airecut and bow tie.
We couldn’t work out what that was either! I would have eaten it I think.
You look so dapper with your new Airedo and bow tie, excellent!
Toodle pip
Harry x
Finni we just can’t believe you didn’t stomp or eat that bug. There is no way it would survive in this household. One of us would have eaten it for sure, probably Tess lol.
Great new airecute matie. Very spiffy indeed.
Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy
The intruder was very interesting it kept you occupied for ages but at least you safely got it out of the house,well done.
You certainly look handsome with your new airecut did your mum do it.
Ludo the cool dude
Hello Finni…we wondered where you were!
Your intruder was very interesting..cheekie fellow!lol
You really look very handsome with your bow tie on..what a fabulous photo.
Big Nose Pokes
The Thuglets +2